So Selvig insists on watching the Australian Open because of David Wheaton â€” itâ€™s a long story that involves grown men hitting a little green ball upwards of 150 mph.
In trying to persuade me as to the merits of tennis Selvig highlighted the fact that Andy Roddick is married to Brooklyn Decker.
Roddick is currently the best American tennis player and owns the record by serving the ball in play at 155 mph.
Decker though is the real talent, a 10 plus. You may remember her from the cover of 2010â€™s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Anyways in doing some research on Decker I found out sheâ€™s in a movie with Adam Sandler, because he wrote her in the script. But that’s not the best part.
Decker is also in the movie â€œBattleshipâ€ based on the popular board game.
I am not making this up. This is a movie where five ships fight with aliens, starring Brooklyn Decker.
Look for Decker on the silver screen again in May 2012 along side Rhianna and Liam Neeson. This movie promises to be absolutely terrible.
In the meantime Roddick has got nothing on me, and Brooklyn Decker, Iâ€™ll be right here.